Is there such a thing as the right day of the year to have all your rugs washed? Yes, there is. It\u2019s when someone opens the backyard door for the dog to go out to do its first business of the day, and allows it back inside after being sprayed by a skunk. I must clarify that said person isn\u2019t genetically related to me. In the person\u2019s defense it could be said that it happened at 6:00 AM, and before the first cup of coffee of the day. Still, how could someone open the door to a small backyard that had been taken by such pungent odor as to make all other members in the household run to the bathroom plagued by the most disconcerting nausea, and say he didn\u2019t smell it? It\u2019s beyond my comprehension, but in the name of a long term relationship, one must try to forgive.<\/p>\n
The situation was aggravated by the dog\u2019s daily habit of running all over the house and rolling on every rug, in every room, in a sort of morning greeting frenzy.<\/p>\n
Not only all rugs, from the 3\u2019x5\u2019 that decorate the entry hall to the 10\u2019x16\u2019 that anchor the living room, had to be taken to be professionally washed, no, not only that, but the entire house had to be deeply cleaned with undiluted vinegar. Even then, I could swear the smell was still there. Apparently there is a thing called olfactory memory and mine had been forever branded by \u201ceau de skunk.\u201d<\/p>\n
The house smells \u201cfresh\u201d again. To achieve that we had to open all windows and brave the cold, and while my husband took the rugs to be washed, I \u201cfebrezed\u201d the heck out of the whole house. As he carried the smelly rugs out, he said: \u201cI don\u2019t think they will fit in my car. I\u2019m taking yours.\u201d I said: \u201cDid I let a skunked dog inside?\u201d He managed to make all rugs fit in his car, and off he went. When he arrived back, completely distraught by the sizable dent that \u201cde-skunking\u201d four oriental rugs\u2014all at once\u2014caused in our bank account, he sniffed the air and said: \u201cDon\u2019t you think you went overboard with the febreze?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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