{"id":234,"date":"2012-12-18T18:50:58","date_gmt":"2012-12-19T00:50:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.adrigomes.com\/literaryexchange\/?p=234"},"modified":"2012-12-18T18:53:30","modified_gmt":"2012-12-19T00:53:30","slug":"mommy-isnt-my-name-or-is-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.adrigomes.com\/literaryexchange\/2012\/12\/18\/mommy-isnt-my-name-or-is-it\/","title":{"rendered":"Mommy isn&#8217;t my name. Or is it?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cMommy Toribio Gomes!\u201d Claire said.<br \/>\n\u201cExcuse me, what?\u201d I answered.<br \/>\n\u201cMommy Toribio Gomes, I called and called, and you didn\u2019t answer because of whatever you\u2019re reading. So I did like you do. And. It. Worked.\u201d she said triumphantly.<br \/>\n\u201cWhat do I do?\u201d I asked.<br \/>\n\u201cYou know, like when I don\u2019t listen to you, and you call all my names.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cMommy isn\u2019t my name.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cOf course it is. Silly mommy.\u201d she said as if explaining the most obvious of concepts and hugged me tight.<br \/>\n&#8220;Whatever you say baby.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cMommy Toribio Gomes!\u201d Claire said. \u201cExcuse me, what?\u201d I answered. \u201cMommy Toribio Gomes, I called and called, and you didn\u2019t answer because of whatever you\u2019re reading. So I did like you do. And. It. Worked.\u201d she said triumphantly. \u201cWhat do I do?\u201d I asked. \u201cYou know, like when I don\u2019t listen to you, and you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-234","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pearlsfromclaire","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.adrigomes.com\/literaryexchange\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.adrigomes.com\/literaryexchange\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.adrigomes.com\/literaryexchange\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.adrigomes.com\/literaryexchange\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.adrigomes.com\/literaryexchange\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=234"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.adrigomes.com\/literaryexchange\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":238,"href":"https:\/\/www.adrigomes.com\/literaryexchange\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234\/revisions\/238"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.adrigomes.com\/literaryexchange\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=234"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.adrigomes.com\/literaryexchange\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=234"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.adrigomes.com\/literaryexchange\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=234"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}